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Soap gets in your eyes Clouds up my thinking Makes it hard to focus on the now or on the task at hand Soap gets in my eyes Clouds up all thinking Chances are you have some too There's too much soap in all the eyes of the world I dunno what to do with it Soap gets in your eyes Clouds up all thinking I can't focus on my thoughts The soap wants to keep me behind Soap gets in my eyes Killing all my brain cells I don't wanna focus on the soap, but I've lost my cornea Now I've lost my brain and my nerves I'm paralyzed, only seeing soap

Operators are standing by Smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee Bounce their shoes at the end of their feet And wish they could go home Operators are standing by Poking holes in the ceiling tiles Making jokes about their old boyfriends and Days gone by Operators are standing by Talking about their portrayal On the TV where an actress sits With a headset in outer space That's enough talking, ladies Operators are standing by Smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee Pass 'round a picture of a möbius strip And wish they could go home

There's a thing called Dramcorp They built a supermarket but I think they're abusing the Source from The Forked Earth If you go to Vegas, you'll find it in a building marked Area 15 Walk down corridors and try to find the overarching mystery in O-O-O-Omega Mart, you have to idea what's in store for you You can by a Happle or a cola Find the Game Master and help the Monolith The people there are really into their roles so maybe try to keep it that way If it's bolted down you can't buy it so don't touch the MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK or the Code Cheddar soda in O-O-O-Omega Mart, you have to idea what's in store for you Plausible Deniability. Done detergent. 96 Hour Energy, Gummy Pickle and Turkey Leg, Y2K Millenium Beans, Romantic Dinner in a Can, Powerwings Formula, Omega Mart Lemons, Americanized Beef, Salt After Dark All of this came from the factory floor down at O-O-O-Omega Mart, you have to idea what's in store for you

Two-headed boy All floating in glass The sun it has passed, now it's blacker than black I can hear as you tap on your jar And I am listening to hear where you are I am listening to hear where you are Two-headed boy Put on Sunday shoes And dance 'round the room to accordion keys With the needle that sings in your heart Catching signals that sound in the dark Catching signals that sound in the dark We will take off our clothes And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine And when all is breaking everything that you could keep inside Now your eyes ain't moving now, they just lay there in their climb Two-headed boy With pulleys and weights Creating a radio play just for two In the parlor with a moon across her face And through the music he sweetly displays Silver speakers that sparkle all day Made for his lover who's floating And choking with her hands across her face And in the dark we will take off our clothes And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine And when all is breaking everything that you could keep inside Now your eyes ain't moving now, they just lay there in their climb Two-headed boy There's no reason to grieve The world that you need is wrapped in gold silver sleeves Left beneath Christmas trees in the snow And I will take you and leave you alone Watching spirals of white softly flow Over your eyelids and all you did Will wait until the point when you let go Daddy, please, hear this song that I sing In your heart there's a spark that just screams For a lover to bring a child to your chest that could lay as you sleep And love all you have left like your boy used to be Long ago wrapped in sheets warm and wet Blister, please, with those wings in your spine Love to be with a brother of mine How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep wrapped in boxes so tight Sounding only at night as you sleep And in my dreams you're alive and you're cryin' As your mouth moves in mine soft and sweet Rings of flowers round your eyes and I love you For the rest of your life when you're here Brother, see we are one in the same And you left with your head filled with flames And you watched as your brains fell out through your teeth Push the pieces in place, make your smile sweet to see Don't you take this away, I'm still wanting my face on your cheek And when we break, we'll wait for our miracle God is a place where some holy spectacle lies When we break, we'll wait for our miracle God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life Two headed boy, she is all you could need She will feed you tomatoes and radio wires And retire to sheets safe and clean But don't hate her when she gets up to leave

Yesterday a news program called me up They said I had won the lottery They asked me what I'd spend the money on and I simply said There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't say anything So after that whole thing I ran away and the news program followed me Then I saw a tree hugger ask me to sign his petition After he told me his cause and asked me what I thought of it I said There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't say anything Then I ran away and he followed me too And I saw a lady walking across the street She didn't have her contact lenses in but she asked me to help destroy her car's motor And I said There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't say anything the woman followed me too so now I got three people following me And a man was screaming about something crazy And singing something crazy like \iuygdA8GDYGDFIYEFDGYEFGY8ERGFWR87G8GFRFG68G68dgc8r6gwfwsgr6fr8fh6tfsett6 I didn't really know what to say then but I continued the pattern and said There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't say anything Finally everybody came up to me They were closing in and in a moment of stress I yelled out "You're all frickin crazy if you think I give a crap about all of this, You all have stuff that doesn't specifically need me, so just pick some other pawn" The news program was a scam The tree hugger was on LSD and the woman and the axe-man were just crazy and then they walked away Now There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't say anything but if I did Everyone would go and go mad and be put in a mental hospital So for now There's lots of things that I'd like to say that a person can't get out of me And if they were it would expose my messed up head So for now I won't So for now I won't So for now I won't Say anything

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make him the cutest that I've ever seen Give him two lips like roses and clover Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make him the cutest that I've ever seen Give him the word that I'm not a rover Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman (yes?) bring us a dream Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci And lots of wavy hair like Liberace Mr. Sandman, someone to hold Would be so peachy before we're too old So please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring us Please, please, please, Mr. Sandman Bring us a dream

In the future, everyone will wear helmets We'll have flying cars which will make airplanes useless In the future, news will be streamed into our heads We'll have USB ports in our heads Doctors will prescribe USB drives which cure illness but they still don't have one for cancer In the future In the future We'll have torrents of films and PDFs of books in our brains In the future Our brains will be lie detectors In the future We'll be on Mars and Saturn because fracking and global warming destroyed the earth But these are just my guesses, they could be much worse or better because In the future I won't be alive for half of this crap In the future Dead people are still alive The miracle of holograms made death an old fad In the future We'll all have robot limbs and test tube babies have become the norm Because in the future these are just my guesses, they could be much worse or better because In the future I won't be alive for half of this crap

Aquarius There's travel in your future When your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the ebola virus You are the true Lord of the dance No matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless When you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined Once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble When your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest Cancer, the position of Jupiter says that You should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt And staple it to your bosses face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you Expect a big surprise today When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I? Libra A big promotion is just around The corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine Remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio, get ready for an Unexpected trip When you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine, you've got hanging in your den Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person But, you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows And never, never, never, never, never leave my house again That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (yay, yay, yay, yay, yay) That's your horoscope for today

well, you know he's a spy, he's got the suit, the british accent, and he's certainly stirred but not shaken but you know he's gonna fight the bad guys while he's gambling in the casino because it's a spy song imagine a suave, killing machine shooting all the bad guys with a golden gun and he has one more day of the jackal to live wait that's not a spy reference.... ehh, what the heck? spy song. He might come From Russia, With Love But he's got a crackled finger, on a Goldengun He's got badges and an Octopussy I can't come up with another reference because It's a spy song imagine a suave, killing machine shooting all the bad guys with a golden gun and he has one more day of the jackal to live You know it's not a spy reference because I mentioned it once and you know that it is because it's a spy song It's a spy song imagine a suave, killing machine shooting all the bad guys with a golden gun and he has one more day of the jackal to live You already know it's not a spy reference so I don't have to mention it again because I think you know I'm telling you to imagine a suave, killing machine shooting all the bad guys with a golden gun and he has one more day of the jackal to live He's got one last day of the jackal to live He's got one last day of the jackal to live Because it's a spy song It's a brand new rerecording of spy song I wanna see the imaginary film

Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young In a world of magnets and miracles Our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary The ringing of the division bell had begun Along the Long Road and on down the Causeway Do they still meet there by the Cut There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps Running before times took our dreams away Leaving the myriad small creatures trying to tie us to the ground To a life consumed by slow decay The grass was greener The light was brighter When friends surrounded The nights of wonder Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us To a glimpse of how green it was on the other side Steps taken forwards but sleepwalking back again Dragged by the force of some inner tide At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world Encumbered forever by desire and ambition There's a hunger still unsatisfied Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon Though down this road we've been so many times The grass was greener The light was brighter The taste was sweeter The nights of wonder With friends surrounded The dawn mist glowing The water flowing The endless river Forever and ever

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