If you're troubled and you can't relax Close your eyes and think on this If the rumors floating in your head all turn to facts Close your eyes and think on this Armenia, city in the sky Armenia, city in the sky If you ever want to lose some time Just take off, there's no risk If you ever want to disappear Just take off and think of this Armenia, city in the sky Armenia, city in the sky The sky is glass but the sea is brown And everyone is upside down Armenia, city in the sky Armenia, city in the sky Freak out Freak out

I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there And the bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair" I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!" The government, the promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum. Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone? I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser, I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer! A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay! And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He followed on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat But cutbacks were a'coming and the Mountie lost his job So now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob! A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!) Sailin' down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me! 'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well, pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way! Well, winter is a'comin' and a chill is in the breeze My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico! 'Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores It's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

and now for the first original song welcome to the void it's a horrible place unless floating in a black empty void is your thing we have lots of peasants burninated by Trogdor and cartoon characters from that one show you live in the void now there is no way out well great, you live in the void now meet that urban legend monster from the 80s and all of those videos taken off of youtube and every piece of lost media including the found ones here comes a regular, all of those disappeared rockstars we also have the dead ones, this place is the real heaven you live in the void now don't look for a way out is it man made no one can be sure are we being punished? don't ask me is it that thing talked about in all the songs nobody knows the meaning of this place is one big mysterious garbage dump well, we're in the void there's a guy with suction cups who tried to get out of here, but he died so don't look for a way out or else you'll die so don't try to get out or you'll die so shut the hell up about your questions and everything else because I don't wanna answer them so just shut up and admit defeat

Mordicai and Rigby find The Power unleash a video game antagonist try to get tickets for fist pump by using coffee Rigby tries to get good at punchies throw a birthday party for Skips and find talking hot dogs and lie about being astronauts meet some punk unicorns beat the master prank caller rigby's brother and then rigby leaves his body they form a punk band there's an evil british taxi we didn't start Regular Show it burned from 2010 to 2017 we didn't start regular show I hope they reboot it for season 9 Rigby goes out with margaret try to get appreciated Benson spys on them using a camera system Pops is scared of speeches Muscle Man is super annoying get high scores beat The Hammer throw a party Brain Eraser Benson Be Gone they try to get refunds ahh snap ah snap come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap muscle man gets dumped rigby goes through identity theft Rigby gets jinxed muscle mans birthday do me a solid zombies rise from the dead regular and arm wrestling the night owl a bunch of baby ducks drink to raise intelligence flashback to their first day they go viral get skunked and go karaoke we didn't start Regular Show it burned from 2010 to 2017 this song is going to be really long stick hockey dyed blonde hair skips' bowling team a creepy doll a crash pit Rigby becomes a house camping trip basketball benson has to admit that they're cool no rules rap battle with poetry fancy dinner framed for graffiti heat competition fortune cookie no yelling skips hates technology a butt dial food challenge gut model maximum glove prank muscle man eat the ultimeatum they get replaced trash boat skips breaks his fingers margeret might be engaged fix the cart death has a son margeret's birthday party muscle man the mentor the trucker hall of fame we didn't start regular show it burned from 2010 to 2017 we didn't start regular show the song is really long so let's get back to it the cart's final day another fancy dinner margeret's diary a terrible VHS muscle man swears off pranks picture of a killer bear fuzzy dice double glazed apple fritter mordecai has bad breath the park becomes a freeway thomas keeps getting pranked bowling ball return haunted bus spider man a pie contest a skull inflaming drum solo a bald spot milk chugging a pull up a christmas special a dance competition fireworks deathly sandwich a rock star lives wearing a diaper Skip's annoying cousin Quips THEY UNFREEZE A CAVEMAN WE HIT EPISODE 100 we didn't start regular show it burned from 2010 to 2017 we didn't start regular show but it will burn on and on and on and on and on and on and on yeah

I never went to the tropical island Though everybody said they saw me there And it wasn't me you punched a hole in At the West German protest march Simultaneous events don't happen We are isolated temporally And a part is never called a whole thing Though it bothers it to know it's so Every man is made of two opinions Every woman has a second half And it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man (Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man) Yes it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man (Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man) I didn't write the words you hear me singing (Didn't write the words you hear me singing) I didn't sing the line before this one (Didn't sing the line before this one) You were not the one I was addressing (You were not the one I was addressing) That person took a train to Africa (Africa) Where he met the consulate from Belgium Who is now a hermit in a cave Who is pitching for the Oakland Raiders Striking out the batter she became

welcome back to the void have you enjoyed your stay? your a curious little prick I'd reccomend you stop that because here in the void we don't have time for silly little stupid questions so just shut up go back to your cot and sleep for a while and stop these stupid questions i'm very scared of that guy his angry tone makes me more curious of where we are or if he's masterminding this.

A clown broke into my house with cake and a knife for carving turns out he wanted to carve my organs and I got the hell out of there then I stumbled upon a entire road of snakes which were saying something but I can't remember what it was now then I ran and I saw Dee Snider's severed head balanced on the blade of a knife he was singing 'look at what you've done look at what you've done" then I ejected a VHS tape which had the words "BLOODY RIGBY" and it was a crappy creepypasta version of the Graduation Day Special I keep on walking along Nightmare Road (the place where death is in high demand) and apparently every human you see is the real face of a human so why the hell do I see a stickfigure covered in maggots? every damn human fear is here in the form of a crazy entity See a guy who looks like John Linnell taped himself in Crocs scratch that it's the trypophobia entity i see entities of arachnophobia clown-o-phobia all the other phobias somebody throw water on my head, because real me is in cold sweat I keep on walking along Nightmare Road (the place where death is in high demand) and apparently every human you see is the real face of a human so why is there George Harrison holding hands with Leatherface?? trying to hit myself in the head, to get out of this living hell, well too bad, you've fallen down a pit with all of the guys from the last song Phil Spector's here so is Ted Bundy how the hell did Hitler get here Every horrible person every concoction of characters and pop culture figures is here along with personifications of phobias I hope somebody will kill me but I might die in real life So I am in a paradox, I hope I wake up I hope I never keep walking along Nightmare Road (the place where death is in high demand) and apparently every human you see is the real face of a human so I see the evil twin of myself with a knife who finally got me to wake up from Nightmare Road that horrible hell in my brain and I hope I never visit it again but guess what I visit it every night even if I don't remember it.

Though I don't write a whole lot of letters I figured I'd better say something now I saw the thing about the heartsick shut-in Thought that I should cut in And tell you 'bout how It woke me from a life-long daydream While I'd been aging you wrote it all down And though I recognized the words when I read them I know I never said them to people out loud Renew my subscription To Desperate Bellowing Magazine It sure does have a familiar ring You might say I fit the description Renew my subscription To Miserable Freak Show Quarterly Every back-number I saw spoke to me Acknowledging it's my addiction Renew my subscription I wanna be a much better person Instead I worsen with every day But there's a drug whose name I'm not sure of Which I need more of to feel okay They told me exercise and diet If I would try it, would cure my ills But though I'm already past my quota I want another load o' those magic pills Refill my prescription To whatever that thing is That makes the carpet stop turning into snakes In lieu of my coming conniption Refill my prescription And free me from where I don't want to be Standing outside the unopened pharmacy Before I confirm your prediction Refill my prescription

protagonist: I'm stuck in the void but suspicious of you the guy that welcomed me and told me to ask to no questions I found a broken wall that hadn't yet been repaired and it was white and that coloured bar screen so i'm pretty sure we're stuck in a void that was man made and was made by you narrator of part 1: you caught onto it you creepy little frick but no one will believe you not one bit I've broken down their spirits it's a form of lobotomy you are stuck but now I have no choice but to jam this hook up your eye and make sure you will stop all of this protagonist: i'm going to tell them all narrator of part 1: they won't believe you at all protagonist: you won't get away with this narrator of part 1: i will have killed you by then protagonist : everybody I have discovered these photos that show that the void is a man made place meant to give you all lobotomies so rise up against the guy who made it it's the guy in the suit who trapped you all here and made you sit in this place with the cd art and the mysterious rockers and the youtube vids and the lost media and all the other stuff there is a way out but we can only explain it through rapid fire ukulele solo meant to convey the riot and the death and all the other stuff so jonny cohen take it away jonny cohen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH protagonist: you know what, i'll just play it LONG EPIC UKULELE SOLO protagonist: now he's dead, we'll make our way out, the void is long gone we smashed the screens it's all over the news and the papers too everybody's talking about the incredible man made void so I guess we succeeded.